when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
MTV Movie Awards voting is open.
Let’s go vote to Martin as best hero and Benedict as best villain.
yes, to vote!
My awesomest Christmas present this year, a preserved gold-dipped rose. If this isn’t Beauty and the Beast, I don’t know what is.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone! (or belated Women’s Day, depending on the time zone)
people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles
#walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead